Crusty Beard

What is Crusty Beard?


1.

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

See crusty, beard, faeces, fetish, faecophilia

2.

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

See crusty beard, faecophilia, coprophilia, fetish, sex


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