What is Crusty Beard?
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Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
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Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!
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telling a stupid person to be quiet. Used usually on internet games when a noob boasts while doing really bad.
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(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.
What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!
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