What is Crusty Bloody Clown Frown?


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Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!


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