Crusty Boot

What is Crusty Boot?

1.

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

See condom, ass, sex, dirty, sexual, anal, vaginal, intercourse
0

Random Words:

Ye Olde Bag Of Ram
1. An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater tha..
Read more
Asian Female
1. A female from the continent of Asia (eg China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos etc). The females from this region are no..
Read more
Yank
1. 1. A term used by the British to describe all Americans. 2. A term used by American Southerners to a. describe Union Forces during the ..
Read more