Crusty Boot

What is Crusty Boot?

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The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

See condom, ass, sex, dirty, sexual, anal, vaginal, intercourse
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