What is Crusty Boot?
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The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
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a place in northern pennsylvania where drugs, drinking, kicking kid's asses and getting pregnant are the popular things to do. stup..
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a close but non specific time frame around mid-night.
I arrived home around midnightish.
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