What is Crusty Breakfast Burrito?


1.

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

See hog, dick, breakfast burrito, butthole, shit


64

Random Words:

1. Similiar to fuckoin meaning but one step closer to being a complete dick. I would call you a fucko but that's too nice, pricko! 1..
1. When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a w..
1. This is a unique type of character that is often seen in massively multiplayer online games. The character is feared by all enemies as..