What is Crusty Breakfast Burrito?


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Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

See hog, dick, breakfast burrito, butthole, shit


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