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a fart that travels around the house stopping clocks and bending spoons
look out iv dropped a uri smeller
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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway...
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A solid blob of grey/green phlegm brought up from the throat which has some resemblance to a garden slug.
Johnny has a terrible cough a..