Crusty Cleanup Edit Meaning

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verb. When one masturbates so frequently that he resorts to cleaning up his ejaculant with the previousley used tissues at the top of the wastebasket, which have most likley been drenched with a load from an hour or two ago.

"The young man realized there was no dirty sock, or wet-nap in which to blow his load. Out of desperation he hobbled to his trashcan and prepared for a crusty cleanup."