Crusty Clegbit

What is Crusty Clegbit?

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.

"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"

See dangleberries, beastiality

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