Crusty Cob

What is Crusty Cob?

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

See vagina, elderly, dry, crusty, baked goods, grandma

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