What is Crusty Craig?
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When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
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v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
Man, i was flinstoning my car do..
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to hear something gay, but yell it out
GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears
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