What is Crusty Craig?
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When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
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Conjested area of meaty erections.
Katie: You coming?
Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.
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A website that seeks to mock and ridicule those who take part in the sport which is known as "formula one"
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