Crusty Craig

What is Crusty Craig?

1.

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

See Pete
89

Random Words:

Bm
1. Bowel Movement When listening to the Don and Mike show, I had to take a huge BM See ghandi 2. Abbreviation for "Bowel Movement&..
Read more
Uber Cunt
1. Over or Above the standard level of Cunt! Nerd: Im going to RAPE that hot chick today! Awesome Guy: OMG that guy is a UBER CUNT! See ..
Read more
Fucketh Thine Self
1. To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free