What is Crusty Craig?
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When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
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The catch-22 of Fear-fucking and Sexual Bulimia.
Sexual behaviour that insults the term "Slut."
Ashley has had five abortion..
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Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Dude i cant go to the pond, i have batrachophobia
See batrachophobia, frog..
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A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.
Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts,..
