Crusty Croissant

What is Crusty Croissant?

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

See crusty, croissant, dry, vagina, sex

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