What is Crusty Delight?
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An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.
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When you poop on a girl's chest and then smear it so it looks like a necklace. Very similar to a pearl necklace, except with poop.
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A christmas themed invitation to have sexual intercourse. Taken from plum pudding (the thing you eat after your turkey). See cheeri my o..
