Crusty Dog

What is Crusty Dog?

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

See dick gobbler

Un-food

1. vomit, especially of food you've just eaten something that is de-eaten Don't go in there. She puked. That's a whole lot..

[vacant Hanger]

1. this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals. vacant hanger: is the male in an standin..

-uation

1. A suffix attatched to any name or noun to describe a problem associated with that person or thing. The abbreviated conjunction of a nam..

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