Crusty Dog

What is Crusty Dog?

When one man ejaculates on his own dick, lets the semen dry, and then proceeds to receive oral sex.

Damn, I just jizzed all over my dick. Good thing this bitch is down for a crusty dog.

See dick gobbler

Soloflex

1. Verb meaning to go somewhere or do something alone. No one wanted to get a taco with me so I had to soloflex. See solo, solitary, soli..

Skepchick

1. How an androgynous female, typically of thin and tall build, lacking a self-organizing purpose in life, or afflicted by a sexual fetish ..

Salmowned

1. A variant of "owned." During a secret santa gift event on a popular message forum, someone was sent a piece of smoked salmon...

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