What is Crusty Eyes?
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After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.
After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.
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