What is Crusty Franklin?
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when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.
once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.
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a carpet urinater
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
poomouf is a carpet squat..
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That time period with the stuff of one thousand years or something
d00d, I haven't been cool for the last millennium, it suxors.
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