What is Crusty Goggles?
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When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
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Another way of saying blowjob.
Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root"...
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A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.
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