What is Crusty Goggles?
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When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
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Similar to a Rick Roll, only in that it leads the victim to a video of clips from Senator Barack Obama's various speeches, with onl..