What is Crusty Hippo?
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When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.
"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."
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A guy that has one testicle that is undescended, or a guy that has had a nut removed due to testicular cancer.
That Mike Lowell is a on..
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1.) Someone (usually male) who has a fear of pussy. Or it could be referring to a gay person.
2.) Another name for a yeast infection ..
