What is Crusty Hippo?
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When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.
"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."
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some one who gets off by getting jiggy with trees. most likely to be a dirty hippy.
some hippy fucker came over to my house and fucked ..
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when a coworker keeps nagging you and giving u shit
kenny why you gotta bust my balls ill get the work done...*mumbles*asshole
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