Crusty Hippo

What is Crusty Hippo?


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When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.

"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."

See crusty, hippo, sex, intercourse, lubricant, obese, overweight, odd


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