What is Crusty Hippo?
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When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.
"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."
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