Crusty Hog

What is Crusty Hog?

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

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