What is Crusty Ker Seymer?
1.
the instance of shitting within in a bowl with ones soupiest and corniest stool of the day. then letting it stew and simmer over the stove for a day or two and then proceeding to baste one's partner's face and genitals with it like one would with a clay mold. the sadistic shiteaters then wait a day or two for the shit to ferment and crustify. when the desired consistency is reached and the stool is considered "al dente" the two partners chisel the shit off of eachother and eat shit chips for dinner while fellating one and another and washing the glorious little chips down with warm urine.
Ian really perfected the crusty ker seymer on his friend pierce.
Random Words:
1.
a type of car by the way
1.oh dear it seems to be raining drop top compressors
2.NOOOOOOOOO my drop top compressor ate my mum!..
1.
An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS
Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock ..
1.
a person that can sing or scream really loud for a long time
"those football fans are real leatherlungs, they've been yelling..
