What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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a technical upper class term for vaginal fluids
Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!
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a perversion invloving fucking dead-crippled-baby animals, practiced mainly in middlesboro
hey smoggy get your cock out of that dead ca..
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dickhead, faggot
or a person who looks like a penis
suzie> ewww look at your boyfriend
cindy> yeah he looks like a penis head
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