What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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When you get a girl wet.
I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake
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To have sexual intercourse with a fat girl while drunk and wake up the next morning to realise you've made a terrible mistake.
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the correct but commonly unused word to describe a geometric figure that has eight sides. derived from the latin vernacular 'gonica..
