What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal tau..
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A strange bodily movement perfomed in nightclubs across the globe. This movement usually scares away all of the girls in said clubs.
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