Crusty Lopez

What is Crusty Lopez?

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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim jobfrom your sexual partner.

Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"

Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."

Man A "Lucky you."

See salad toss, rim job, tossed salad, anal
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