What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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Whilst having sex, pull your penis out of whatever hole it may be in, and cum somewhere on her. Then, using the head of your penis, rub ..
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A house where one goes to avoid trouble with the law.
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yoursel..