What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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To perform cunnilingus or analingus on a fat chick.
Dude, I heard Guido went bushhogging last night.
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Noun
A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and askin..
