What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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a girl giving a guy a bj while in a car/truck/tractor/combine/whatever in a field. hicks in the midwest say it...
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1a.Pre-molded ornamental metallic dental insertations; usually assorted with an array of colorful minerals.
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