What is Crusty Lopez?
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a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
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in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.
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people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.
Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!
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