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A vegan who refuses to have sexual relations with a non-vegan.
"I'm attracted to you, Jerry, but we just can't have sex...
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When you can't get your I.D. out of your wallet from sitting on it too much.
When the doorman at the club asked Billy for his I.D...
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A bowel movement comprised of many long, thin pieces which together, resemble the serpentine hair of Medusa.
Yo Cassius, I just shit M..
