Crusty Mop Edit Meaning

1. able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc. "My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so abs..

1. The act of twisting out a flacid penis. Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake. See tuscan..

1. Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be ..