What is Crusty Muffin?
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To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
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When a guy is standing on his head and the girl is giving him a hand/blow job and as he is about to cum she sticks her finger in his but..
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To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.
A general expression of utter terribleness.
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Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the..
