What is Crusty Muffin?
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To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
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Suck my dick
Person1: Haha, you're such a loser.
Person2: Your face goes here (points to crotch)
See blowjob, balls, insult, ass..