What is Crusty Muffin?
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To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".
Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"
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1. A penis so prestigious that it's bestowed the title of queen.
-usually required when postulating one (both men and women) into ..
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To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.
She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.
See besoffen, ..