Crusty Muffin

What is Crusty Muffin?

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"

Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

See oral sex, vagina, pussy, eat out, muff dive, sexytime

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Have Her Cake And Eat It Too

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Ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong

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