Crusty Mummy

What is Crusty Mummy?

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

See mike

Ala

1. (Ala)"à la" is a French word, means in the style of, in the manner of... Alike or having similarity by means of style, manner..

You Sir, Are An Ass

1. the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. th..

Remedial Botard

1. stupid and beyond retarded. aaron and sarah and rosa are remedial botards because they are very stupid hence remedial and cannot pass r..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crusty Mummy Edit Meaning