Crusty Mummy

What is Crusty Mummy?

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

See mike

Eyecannon

1. Most people confuse this with some sort of cannon near the eye of some superhero, but really it is a cannon that shooots large eyes and ..

N!b

1. (n) The transition phase between a n00b and one who is fully 1337. n!b: @11 0f t3h n00bz b3 pwning me today. 1337: Y0(_) ////34|| 70|)..

Mutual Assmiration

1. When two parties are equally enamored of the other person's booty. Joe: "Ever notice how Mark and Beth are constantly grabbin..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crusty Mummy Edit Meaning