Crusty Mummy

What is Crusty Mummy?

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

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Owns Heads

1. 1)If something owns heads it is supposedly really good, sublime even. 2) ...delivers the Murkle Circle 3) beats/owns people 4) ...ope..

Hooded Poncho

1. when you rip off a girls labia man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room See pin..

Tawnni

1. sams ex gf she is hott sam got a nice one hey yer tawn tawn 2. sams ex she is fine sam picked a good one damb tawn tawn u look good..

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