Crusty Noodle

What is Crusty Noodle?


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When a guy is banging a chick at the beach and then dips his dong in the sand and continues the pound fest.

Chris Mursch shoved his crusty noodle into the rim of eric nesseth right after he tried the cleveland steamer reverse teabag.


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