Crusty Pillow Surprise

What is Crusty Pillow Surprise?

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When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

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