Crusty Pillow Surprise

What is Crusty Pillow Surprise?

1.

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

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