Crusty Pillow Surprise

What is Crusty Pillow Surprise?

1.

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

39

Random Words:

Vomultuous

1. A feeling one has when something makes one feel as if he or she is about to throw up. "When I tried her cooking, I instantly felt ..

Eronious Feeling

1. 1.Man hug. -sexually arousing -involves two males 1.Erin gave his friend a man hug, and he had an Eronious Feeling See hot, erotic, ..

Arse Ostrich

1. One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their he..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free