What is Crusty Pirate?
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when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.
man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.
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when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"
jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.
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Random Words:
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Licking someones asshole in a clockwise circular motion.
"Billy gave me rose petals and ended up with a tongue full of toilet-pape..
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Shortened from "drunk and in love" meaning to have a crush on someone while intoxicated.
I am drunk 'n love with that gi..
