What is Crusty Pirate?
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when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.
man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.
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2.
when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"
jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.
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A really big ass.
Man that is bigger than a budunkadunk that is a badunkatrunk.
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a pornstar who does soft core porn. very hott.
next door nikki is hot
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A teenage model who is known for being a tease and..
