Crusty Pirate

What is Crusty Pirate?


1.

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

See crusty, pirate, semen, jack off

2.

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

See spider-man, the houdini


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