Crusty Salamander

What is Crusty Salamander?


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The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

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