What is Crusty Shit Hair?
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It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.
Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.
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it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born
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The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet ..
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A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.
Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
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