What is Crusty Surprise?
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The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the
Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
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A person with cake frosting smeared all over their mouth
"Ryan wipe your mouth, you Frosty b'tosty."
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ever since the year of 2000 blacks have been pushed out by a dirtier,more criminal,ever expanding group usually called mexicans who are ..
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Noun:A badass paratrooper who was fighting in the battle of the bulge.He was awesome.
Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
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