What is Crusty Surprise?
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The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the
Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
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A fake mp3 player made to look like an ipod nano.
"I got this ifraud Nana, in China Town for 20 duckets yo!"
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A BMW 745. Referring to the essence of time a quarter to 8 is 7:45.
He is was ridding around in the Quarter to 8.
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