What is Crusty Surprise?
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The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the
Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
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A pestering dingleberry form wiping from your testicles to your anus which causes a knot in the pubic hair.
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in the 1933 Little Rascals film titled The Kid from Borneo (1933)The kids' uncle George, whom they've never seen, is the black..
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