What is Crusty Taco?
1.
To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.
2.
when you ejaculate around a girls pussy let it dry and then eat her out.
That was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!
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