Crusty Trombone Edit Meaning

1.

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

See hot karl

2.

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.

After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.

See rusty trombone, boston pancake, blumpkin, hot karl, hot carl, pink sock

3.

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectumlike a mouthpiece while jacking him off.

Dude, this saucyho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!