Crusty Vato

What is Crusty Vato?


1.

Insert two fingers in your parters asshole, then stick those same two fingers in each nostral of their nose, pull them around your house while laughing and throwing confetti.

"I finally got nicole her birthday present...a crusty vato"

2.

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.

If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.

See crusty, vato, fark, totalfark, poon, sex, prostitution, slang


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