What is Crusty Volcano?
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A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!
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A fat and/or ugly girl that disguises her bulk in nearly every picture she takes.
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1. The past-tense of pwnz0ring someone of less calibur than yourself. Usually followed by noob.
"OMFG I jus pwnz0rized yo ass noob..
