What is Crusty Volcano?
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A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!
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A reference to the video game Zelda Four Swords. Also, a expletive to be shouted when you want to act like an idiot (see: Frank).
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Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.
Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck ..
