Crusty Weasel

What is Crusty Weasel?


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a sex act in which you soak a live weasel in sperm, let it dry out so it becomes crusty. after that you insert this in you partners chosen hole and tape it shut. ( most will declaw their weasel as to not kill their partner )

dude i totally used that weasel we got from pets mart last week to give her i crusty weasel. i wonder if she took it out yet

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