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1. -noun
The best side of the pillow.
2. -noun
The best person in the universe.
1. I always sleep on the cool side of the pillow.
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like some old man who wants to get fucked-in 99 seconds.
tim:hey billy, you see that oldmanfuckith99?
billy:sure do tim..
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A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum
Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AH..