What is Crusty Willie?
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To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
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Random Words:
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(1) Excessively prone to quote from the David Mamet play (and film) Glengarry Glen Ross.
(2) In the habit of creating neologisms, usual..
