Crusty-crack

What is Crusty-crack?

when you either shit urself or u don't wipe ur ass and it crusts over creating a hard brown surface of shit (it usually covers ur asshair)

after john had an assplosion in my ass, i did not wipe it off and i got a crusty-crack

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