Crutches

What is Crutches?

Deathly pre-evolved devices with the purpose of aiding one with an injured leg, knee, ankle, etc.

May cause drowsiness, sweating, and result in massive upper-body strength.

ultimately, makes one look like a badass god/goddess capable of surviving any difficult circumstance.

'that guy's on crutches? he must be a menacing thug!'

'i get the best crack from people on crutches.'

'that girl gave the greatest head i've ever had. i was blindfolded, but she was obviously on crutches.'

See crutches, brace, injury, thug, sexy bitch

You're The Man

1. Cooler way of saying "you rock". Involves comparing your friend to "the man", ex: God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Chuck N..

Kind Spot

1. A parking spot at the end of a parking section, where, if parked, your car has only one car to its side instead of both sides. You will ..

Council?whatcouncil?

1. The Council is a common myth which has survived over the years at Whitburn Academy, West Lothian. There has beeen however a large amount..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crutches Edit Meaning