Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Ups Express

1. A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd. UPS Express: Proudl..

8-incher

1. A penis that is 8 inches long, or within 1/8 of an inch of that. Usually extremely pleasurable to have inserted into your body. It is al..

Rude Wad

1. Toilet paper or tissue that has been used to clean up a disgusting substance, such as semen or dung. Algernon couldn't bring himse..

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