Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Hump Up

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Hedgebreader

1. Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole. Justin is a big hedgebreader when ..

1. Extreme contraction of "Thank you", derived from "'n'Q" Jim drops a tea towel whilst cooking dinner Tim:..

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