Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Gooblies

1. the balls or testicles Oh man i just got hit in the gooblies..

Bend-n-spray

1. An episode of explosive diarhea so intense that one could literally bend over and spray fecal matter from one's ass. Also know as b..

Fauxber

1. The act of pretending to be sober in the presence of authority when, in fact, you're shitfaced. When we heard campus security outs..

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