Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Doings

1. Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'. Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doing..

Vagina Wrench

1. Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting ac..

Bottomley

1. Commonly referred to as Botts, Bottom, Bo, Botty, or any other variation of the word. Motto - Fideli Certa Merces - With great sacraf..

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