Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?


1.

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"


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