Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Z-gasm

1. A z-gasm is where you blow your load at a zoo. Near the panda exhibit. Often due to the feminine wiles of the various wild creatures. ..

Chloe Suns

1. the best person in the world!!!!!! she is the jokest thing ever and good for the game :D eg. chloe suns do you wanna play the game? ..

Tooshie

1. A slang term for a butt, rear end, gluteus maximus, derrier, etc. Usually used as a substitute by people who do not want to offend, such..

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