Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Spud Muffin

1. A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man. Why do I attract all the spud muffins? See stud muffin, dork, dull..

Quimquaffer

1. A quaffer of quims, a mingemuncher, a carpet inspector, a connoisseur of the bearded clam I gave her quim a real good quaffing, so that..

Posiedon

1. 1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase 2. the greek god of the ocean 3. the god t-pain wants to look at him 4. michael phelps ..

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