Crutchless Panties

What is Crutchless Panties?

panties with the crutch missing

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."

paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"

Tango'd

1. also an early 90s term for slapping someone on the cheeks. derived from the tango advert in which a scary orange man goes up to somebody..

Spikatou

1. When you spit in a woman's cleavage. "When I had her last night, during our foreplay I got to spikatou."..

Zoombraa

1. means the following -bitch -person -large penis -hey! -veggie pizza -Danny has a zoombraa. -Zoombraa! Get back here! -what kind ..

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