What is Crutchmonger?
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A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
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A song by the British band Coldplay
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Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppieswho made their own awful-looking web pages.
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