What is Crutchmonger?
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A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
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When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.
A technique usually..
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An entity who attempts to gain shoutouts on the #gdjb chat channel. One who annoys anyone named tigerclaw.
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