What is Crutchmonger?
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A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
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Similar to teabagging, but with butter and salt on the "kernels".
How come Doyle can only get it up if you give him an Oral R..
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When someone takes a shit inside a condom and puts its in the freezer inorder to use it as a dildo.
"Hey man do you have any dildo..
