Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Hasselhot

1. When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and red..

Rapoon

1. The dark ring somtimes found on nasty vagina resembling a racoon starring back at you. also referred to as racoon poon. Dude, I was go..

Gleb

1. A common russian name. My name is Eric and this is Gleb. 2. A guy who will rip your heart out with his eyes and smoke it all away. No..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cruttocks Edit Meaning