Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Slowjammer

1. someone who takes a long time to do anything jay needs to hurry up hes such a slowjammer See slow, jammer, long, time, forever..

Up-ta-fucks

1. When a person is seen to being 'up-to-no-good', they are clueless and have performed something random. The act performed by so..

Yarram Piklet

1. when someone either male or famale shits into there partners mouth. Man: Hey sweetie wanna taste of my yarram piklet? Woman: Yer sure ..

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