Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Just In Case

1. 1 address. 2 condom. He gave me a sweet kiss on the cheek as he left and handed me his "just in case". See address, condom..

Hopos

1. Hammer-ons and Pull-offs. The term is originally created by Guitar Hero fans and is now applicable to Rock Bandas well. The HOPOs in Gu..

Mullet Whore

1. noun. a woman (usually of the disreputable variety) who tends to sleep with men who drive motorcycles (usually Harley Davidson), men who..

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