Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Nonker

1. 1. Awesomeness in its purest form. 2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time. Bruce ..

Eloraned

1. Similar to punk'd but SWG version of Punk'd. You were eloraned dude, so ELORANED!..

Jufer

1. A Jew that has a furry pussy. Aww i had sex last night and that bitch was a jufer..

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