Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Moke Off

1. Phrase: Used when one is too high to fully reply to a 'smoke off' challenge (see smoke off (n)). As their head remains on the..

Ihuepoot

1. the PG way of saying ihueputa (spanish way of saying son of a bitch) just short of saying that bad word, so you can say it at church or..

I'll See You Down At Arizona Bay

1. A reference to Bill Hick's vision/hopes of California breaking off in an earthquake leaving a Arizona to have a bay. Used in a Tool..

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