Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Zameer

1. (as part of the expression "to pull a zameer") male impulse to have his genitalia acknowledged by a touch, sniff, or wink. E..

Love Ya

1. A phrase used mostly by guys, who don't want to commit to true love. Ya is used instead of YOU, to make clear it is not for "..

Spanked In The Face

1. Beating someone up for being an idiot You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face See beat up, spank, spanked, owned, pwne..

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