Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Geldoffing

1. When a masculine person removes their body hair in a painful way (such as in the scene from 'The Wall' where Bob Geldof shaves..

Man Curtains

1. n. 1.) The fleshy curtain(s) usually seen on the older gentlemen whose trouser have ridden slightly too high. 2.) A informal greating t..

A Buster

1. this word mainly has a more southern feel to it a buster is a word to describe a girl that is just nasty looking- the kind of girl that..

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