Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

The Zoid

1. The Zoid - the throbbing, puss filled, maggot-ridden bag of flesh that hangs below a dogs shit-hole. "Look at the zoid on that bit..

Rokaw

1. A rock lobster. Can also be used to demonstrate being broke. Using your lobster claws to "pinch" rocks. Man, I have no loot, ..

Volunctuous

1. The "unlearned" way of saying voluptuous. If you like skinny girls then you won't love me 'cause I'm a volunct..

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