Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Quackenfart

1. When someone with the name Quackenbush cuts one loose. Quite arguably the most horriffic of odors. Holy shit! What did you just quack..

Quagmire Of Epic Proportions

1. Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into. Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dr..

Happ'd 'pon

1. Contraction for "happened upon" I was surfing Urban Dictionary in an attempt to improve my street slang when I happ'd &a..

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