Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Assfrog

1. A male that gets carried away whilst indulging in anal sex. i) Often witnessed on porn sets. ii) Whilst performing, male will go apes..

Lil Soldier

1. a guys penis, he calls it his lil soldier cuz his penis searches the small caves of women my lil soldier was all up in that bitches cav..

Dust Blanket

1. A woman who might not appear at first to have anything going for her, but on closer inspection under the 'dust blanket' you ca..

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