Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Queef Attack

1. A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A' Example ..

Blacktose Intolerant

1. A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat chee..

Vagineering

1. The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes. I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend. ..

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