Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Viking Head Butt

1. When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, ..

W00tification

1. a noun form of w00t or w00tage OMG, I li3kk S0000 Pwn3d ur n00b but7, TH@t W@$ a w00tification!..

Lucing

1. When you make out with someone on a kitchen table. Me and my girlfriend were lucing on my kitchen table until like four in the morning...

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