Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Arse Carpet

1. the hair in a mans arse crack Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants. See dags..

Zilver

1. noun: imitation silver. portmanteau of zirconium (an imitation diamond) and silver. verb: the act of fixing something up so it will ..

Neva And Always

1. Neva= meaning that an action did not take place or a statement was never spoken. Always= meaning that an action definitely did take pla..

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