Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Faboloso

1. to feel fabolous and cool like no one is better than you... Just as Fabolous refers to himself in his songs. "Allow me to introd..

Grey-hound Skirt

1. Very short skirt that barely covers the bum-cheeks. Usually worn low around the hips and looks more like a boob-tube worn as a skirt. Na..

Ham Whack

1. To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation "I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack aga..

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