Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Fryed 'em

1. to diss somebody or when you have a quick comeback or joke that they cannot respond to Seamore Butts: "Before we go home I got to ..

Orgasmi

1. the fine art of folding pussy, or vagina to be 'PC' That Orgasmi master had three girls in his room last night! See folding,..

Tavern Tank

1. Noun A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names) Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new loca..

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