Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Jobroni

1. A jobroni gets the job done, but the job is not usually considered desirable. In wrestling the job is making the other wrestler look goo..

Retroslut

1. A horny female stylin' a big 80's fuck-me hairdo. Sheeesh, can you smell the Aqua Net coming off of that creepy retroslut!?!..

Jasmine Complex

1. An overt atraction to middle eastern women. He's got a Jasmine Complex for that exchange student from Egypt. See aladdin, egypt, ..

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