Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Danglefist

1. When someone gets pwned so badly, the only appropriate way to rub it in their face is with a danglefist. This consists of extended o..

Meat Hanger

1. a small bathing suit Those girls are checking out the guy in the meat hanger. See swimsuit, speedo, thong..

Shmily

1. An acronym for the phrase, "See How Much I Love You". written in the fog on the bathroom mirror when your spouse is showering..

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