Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Cocknee

1. Derived from the English words cock and knee. 1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites. ..

Kilamanjaro

1. when you gain 7 kills in halo 2 within 4 seconds of each other. HOLY F*CK. I just got a kilamanjaro you nub. See kilamanjaro, kilimanj..

Jaw

1. Oral sex performed on a male. She gave me some jaw last night. 2. to talk extensively about something in an overly proud or boastful ..

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