Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Yemma

1. One who possesses an uncontrollable urge to defecate while intoxicated A person who tries to defecate in your dresser drawer while into..

Fagnard

1. an insolent little faggot retard shut up you emo fagnards! See Samhain..

Toasthead

1. 1 - one who isn't so clever. 2 - one who has a toast on his head. 1 - he doesnt know how to update his myspace, he's such a ..

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