Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Meeskite

1. Yiddish slang/term to define an uglywoman. Barbara Bush can best be described as an old battleaxe meeskite. She wouldn't win any b..

Zippernut

1. The painful end state of a testicle after it's been snagged, scratched and squished while you're zipping up your pants. Oooo,..

Umk 3

1. The best Mortal Kombat game ever. Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, or UMK 3, is a fighting game in the Mortal Kombat series, released in arcade..

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