Cruttocks

What is Cruttocks?

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Electritard

1. One who is inept in the ways of electrical schematics and circuitry. Jess showed she was an electritard when she couldn't tell a t..

Alaskan Coal Miner

1. When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally. After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait pat..

Ficking Linger

1. to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believi..

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