Cry Wank

What is Cry Wank?


1.

The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.

I was so sad last night all I could do was cry wank.


28

Random Words:

1. A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickle..
1. one who moans in their sleep i was neha cockering in my sleep last night and every1 thought i was having sex with myself LOL See lala,..
1. Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage. You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis,..