What is Cry Whacker?
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n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.
"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
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n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.
"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."
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