What is Crybate?
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Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
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penis, boy parts, pork sword
He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!
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To screw something up beyond repair. To break something. To mess up what was previously "unmessed". To ruin something. To fuck..
