What is Crybate?
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Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
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the act of firmly placing your balls over your partners eyes like a pair of sunglasses.
"damn, i cant see shit through these itali..
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Hyper-sexual individuals who make fetish parties a ritualistic affair. Sometimes people with low self-esteem who can hide behind the gui..
