Crybate

What is Crybate?


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Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.

Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

See masturbate, crying, pathetic, suicide, bobst


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