Crybating

What is Crybating?

crying and masturbating at the same time

I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour

See masturbating, crying, lonely, lifeless, lame, pathetic, kane

Oomp Your Loomps

1. To throw up in your dad's car, often a result of drinking too much at a bondfire. Man Boris, you better not oomp your loomps on my..

Facepoop

1. Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a..

Lie

1. A "lie" is something that happens whenever you see Michael Moore or Al Goremove their lips. Global warming is a bona fide fac..

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