Crying J

What is Crying J?

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

See masturbation, crying, orgasm, ejaculation, skeet

Ipod Fondle

1. The pervert's version of the ipod touch. With genital simulation Old man Jenkin's got himself an ipod fondle See ipod, touc..

12:54am

1. A time reserved for dorky students at the University of Waterlooto each other via facebook. dorky boy @ 12:54am: I'm so cool I wo..

Umpties

1. An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh! Yo man y..

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