Crying J

What is Crying J?

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.

When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.

See masturbation, crying, orgasm, ejaculation, skeet

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