Crying Man

What is Crying Man?


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1. Immediately following sex the male rolls to the side of the female, curls up into the fetal position, and begins to start "crying" making the female extremly uncomfortable and questioning his manhood and if she ever wants to see the male again.

2. During sex the male begins to "cry" resulting in the female questioning his manhood, why she is sleeping with him, and if she will ever want to see him again.

Jim: Did Sean get rid of that annoying bitch he hooked up with last week.

Dave: No, not yet but tonight he is going to do the Crying Man. She probably wont want to see him or talk to him ever after that.

Sally: What happend with Mike? I thought you had a thing for him

Jane: I did, but then he started crying after we had sex. It made me so uncomfortable that I cant even look at him now.

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