Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?


1.

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín


33

Random Words:

1. 1. A user of Ubuntu Linux. Also Ubuntite. 2. An Ubuntard. 3. An Ubuntero is a person in the Ubuntu community who has committed to obse..
1. Acronym for AT ALL TIMES Pronounced, "A. A. T." In our world, you need to wear mesh hats, AAT. I'd like to get boned A..
1. Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload". "Man, I've got an assload of work to do." "..