Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Belly Wart

1. A belly wart is when you pull one of your testicles up above your pants. -while wearing you pants normally. Your nut, whichever one you ..

Epsxe

1. The first quality playstation emulator, which can run many games absolutely beautifully and perfect speed, most quite well, and only a h..

Suata

1. An acronym for Shut Up And Turn Around. A command used to tell someone to shut up after an attempt to make a funny statement. It also ca..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crying Wank Edit Meaning