Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Dickquids

1. the eternally watching sauce of the dick. My dickquids await the arrival of my under garments, so that they may squirt their final drop..

Buzzmoney

1. Money made by delivering newspapers. A child's disposable income. He got more bad tattoos with his buzzmoney. See Rumple..

Teneshia

1. n.a name in "Freek-A-Leak" Teneshia is tha livest chick on Earth. See Teneshia..

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