What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.
"Give me..
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Used in The Demented Cartoon movie, created by Brian Kendall.
If you say it's name, it'll cause the world to blow up.
ex: do..
