What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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l33t talk, translates into 'elite mad hacker'
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the action of female self entertainment esp when on their own. to flick the bean. to wank.
i was too tired for sex that night so nina h..
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a bitch
that jesus hernandez is a total bitch.
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