What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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Random Words:
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One who speaks at funerals.
"Are you here to tell me how bad of a Uygoogleiser I am"
See zoolander
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One who speaks at fu..
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a males genitals
**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**
See cock, dick, abe lincoln,..
