Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

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1. a head that has been queefed on people whose names start with the letter "L", george bush is a queef head See fart, vagina,..

Q Nasty

1. A bitch, or very homo person. A Q Nasty will sometimes be refered to as lame, buzzkill, cock block, douchebag, idiot, fag, loser, asshol..

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