What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.
My '96 Isuzu troope..
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Being pissed off and ignoring the whole world around you.
Therefore being really rude to all the people around you, even people you don..
