What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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defining overshare while acknowledging that this is a phrase made up of two seperate words.
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A vehicular ice cream vendor, most likely driving an old van and playing an urban-style ice cream jingle.
"Man, here comes the Jin..
