Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Rooffa Shilly Snap

1. A PoPuLaR Greeting MeaNing The SaMe as the 70's 'Hey, gimme some skin...' where to friends slap hands. (Customarily fol..

Raffery

1. Something that is not true or exaggerated, bullshit. It can also be used to express disapproval If you ask me, all of that talk about k..

Joint Joints

1. A female friend or associate / a sexy girl I'm about to holla at these sexxy ass Joint Joints See sexy, cute, freaks, female, fri..

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