Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Horrorwood

1. Sick guy I think i'll go talk to horrorwood he is one cool guy See Tom..

Jehova'ed

1. Verb. Past Tense only. 1. Left a friend open to attack.(this includes ditching a wing-man at a bar to have him get hit on by the fattes..

W1k

1. Short for worth1000. For all you really lazy types. Usually be accepted in chat, but avoided in the forum and email mediums. <Matoog..

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