What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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Random Words:
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for shure
fo-shizzle my nizzle
2.
Anything, and everything
Oh my fo-shizzle! or You piece of fo-shizzle.
See nizzle, crizzle, vizzl..
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When you check for skid marks on the string of a thong.
Person 3; Ooooh girl, Doo Doo Check,
Person 2; Oh shit.
Person 1; Ooooh child..