Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

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