Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Turpin

1. The introduction of the word Turpin to replace the word Dick. The obvious link being the notorious highway man 'Dick Turpin'. ..

Zuri

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Urno

1. Used like unno, meaning that you don't really know. Or arn't sure. Bob: You know why she was caught? You: No, I urno. 2. U..

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