Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

[]d[]d

1. like D / D, but poop. I need to D()()D in the toilet See poop, poopy, pooping, pooped, piss..

Zitko

1. when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too. Omg ..

Hitzler

1. big and powerful, filled with power. I am hitzler. all hail me and my minions See powerful, mighty, strong, evil, crazy..

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