What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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A combination of the two worst possible slams that can be used against a person. The combinations of the word Corky (Life Goes On) and M..
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When a fat friend sits in the middle of a couch and causes everyone else on it to sink towards them.
when jerad sat down i almost fell ..
