What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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The condition of continuing to hang out in the vestibule long after you've said goodbye.
Literally: Inflammation of the vestibule...
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an expression used by this one dumb bitch this one time cuz she doesn't wanna take the Lord's name in vain.
stupid bitch: &qu..
