Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Yits

1. A new and improved way of saying breasts, boobies or yitties. My yits are awesome. She has nice yits. See boobs, breasts, yitties, bo..

Hi Ho Diddly

1. The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart. Wife - "Hey honey, ..

[yea Boi]

1. a phrase used in extreme excitement or happiness "I finally aced a test, yea boi!" (while stuffing a shot during basketball)..

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