Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Znapp

1. The act of quickly putting your penis down in your pants when someone comes walking in. -Dude, my mom almost caught me masturbating yes..

Zyralyn

1. A human species of Filopinio Smartiness who is designed to answer any question which is thrown to her. Zyralyn is a really smart person..

W/e

1. slang or abbrv. for whatever Ok u know what..stop messin with me..forget it...w/e! 2. A slang used by fucktards who don't want t..

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