What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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Random Words:
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cannot be bothered
I cant be arsed to think of an example
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Can't be bothered.
I can't be arsed to go out today
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Someone who is attracted to Jewish (Hebrew) people
John: "Hey did you hear about how Hannah is in love with that Goldberg guy?&quo..
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A response to the australianism cheers big ears.
Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.
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