Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Michael Mann

1. A movie director/producer/writer/etc. Known for films such as Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Collateral, The Insider, Miami Vice, Ali, Thie..

Underfro

1. pubic hair thats gotten out of control. typically thick enough to smuggle drugs over the border undetected Last night Amanda was sittin..

Quasington

1. A Person ,usually of the male species who is so dreadfully ugly that he is often associated with "Quasimodo" due to his large ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crying Wank Edit Meaning