What is Crying Wank?
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1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.
2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs
"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."
"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"
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Kagome Higurashi is a 15 year old Japanese schoolgirl. Her life consists of going to school and hearing legends from her crazy grandfath..
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Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.
He told me..
