Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Mobfur

1. for somthing to be really cool, great or hairy. (Perth Australian Slang) That chick is F*cken mobfur....

Stifle Mcfunningston

1. A person who, at a party, stifles fun. Stop being a Stifle McFunningston, Patty, just because your house is on fire. See fun, parties,..

While I Websurfed Weak And Weary,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

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