Crying Wank

What is Crying Wank?

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

See ghey, lonely, wank, crying, chapín

Johnward

1. to slug off or put off completely. IE cancel a meeting The meeting was johnwarded because no one wanted to go. See cancel, quit, shrug..

Cock-sock

1. AKA wank-sock, see sock-for-your-co.ck to purchase custom-made, premium quality, stain resistant, easy-wash pairs lovingly hand made to ..

Ziffcorp

1. The company owned by Artie Ziff on "The Simpsons" Artie Ziff lost Ziffcorp after the fall of the Dot Com Boom...

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