What is Cryping?
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The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.
With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.
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One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.
"Check out this jizz lobber with the..
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To have(cum)shot in your eye and develop an extremely red eye like pink eye. (Conjunctivitis)
My girl was giving me a blowjob the other..
