What is Crypster?
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n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.
Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.
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Refers to that clip in a movie/tv show/commercial where a something happens and we see a dog react to it by turning its head to the side..
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When you stick your big toe in a female's ass.
That bitch was so drunk, I gave her the chocolate toe.
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