What is Crypster?
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n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.
Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.
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When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.
So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I par..
